The Princess of Selfshipping

Internet princess and daydreamer extraordinaire

  • Hope

  • 33 years old

  • she/her

  • aroace but also omnisexual somehow

  • and hypersexual wtf

  • borderline personality disorder

  • hopetheprincess is my main and I don't have a selfship blog anymore because I never shut the fuck up about selfshipping on main anyway

Fictional Others

I'm kind of nonsharing, but also kind of don't care for the most part. I am super selective about specifically BTAS Jervis. I don't selfship with other iterations of him, so no worries about any of them, but yeah. I couldn't tell ya what makes me okay with some BTAS Jervis selfships and not okay with others, it's just the way it is, sorry 😅

Jervis Tetch, AKA the Mad Hatter

Source: Batman: The Animated Series

Lonely neuroscientist turned supervillain. Uses mind control cards. Obsessed with Alice in Wonderland.
Looking for his "Alice", the love of his life.
Had a crush on the secretary of the lab he worked at, but when she didn't return his feelings, he went freakin bonkers bro

Edward Nygma, AKA the Riddler

Source: Batman (Hopeverse)

Highly intellectual supervillain obsessed with his own ego.
Hope's version of him is based on several iterations of the character, notably Killing Time, The Riddler: Year One, Batman the Animated Series, and more.
Hopeverse Edward works in the GCPD as a detective, while carrying out his crimes under the alter ego of The Riddler.

Jonathan Crane, AKA the Scarecrow

Source: Batman (Hopeverse)

Accomplished professor of psychology as well as a psychologist for Arkham Asylum.
Hope's version of him is based on several iterations of the character, notably Year One: Batman/Scarecrow, Arkham Asylum, Arkham Knight, and more.
Hopeverse Jonathan is... under construction still—

Alastor, the Radio Demon

Source: Hazbin Hotel

Powerful overlord in Hell. Formerly a radio show host and serial killer in life.
Host of the Hazbin Hotel.
Hope hasn't finished season 2 lmao

Demyx

Source: Kingdom Hearts

Fool boy that I love.
Is supposed to be one of the "bad guys" but like...
he's so fucking bad at it. like... laziest boy award goes to this guy he's just a silly little man he just wants to play his guitarand I know it's called a sitar in game but fr they just wanted to name it something "cooler" ok it's really just a fucking guitar

Others

Characters that I'm still in love with, but simply don't get my attention unless I'm engaging in their media. They mean a lot to me despite not being at the forefront of my mind!
Totally okay with sharing these sweethearts!

  • Elliott - Stardew Valley

  • Preston Garvey - Fallout 4

Selfships

Internet princess and daydreamer extraordinaire

Self Inserts

this page is still in progress annnddd idk how to organize this tbhuh whatever these are my self inserts and also some extra context for the ship dynamics n whatnot okay yay!

JervHope

Name: Hope Foley
Hired on as Jervis's assistant at Wayne Labs. In a failing marriage with a celebrity actor named Rudy Foley.
Falls in love with Jervis, despite him being her boss.
Jervis also falls in love with her, but is tormented by now having to choose between Alice and Hope... In my selfship, he ultimately chooses me obviously lol madness ensues and it's epic.

EddieHope

Name: Hope Foley
Hapless streamer Hope Foley lives all by herself in her shitty apartment, not even making enough to cover rent. Her parents refuse to keep paying it, and she can barely do it anymore.
And then a new chatter under the handle theprinceofpuzzles shows up, and he seems to really like Hope's streams. Like, a LOT. He gifts subs and donates wild amounts of money, which Hope starts responding to with flirtatious remarks.
Chat starts shipping it. Despite knowing it's probably stupid, Hope does nothing to stop it.
And then the Riddler, having grown a parasocial obsession with Hope, decides he's gonna make it real.
CUE THE ABDUCTION YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING

JonnyHope

Name: Hope Foley
dog idk i'm still figuring this out
i'm leaning towards he's my therapist and he falls for me

RadioGlitter

Name: Dazzler
Sinner demon, streamer on a platform called VoxTube. Streams video games, but also does camgirl stuff. Money's getting tight, as her audience moves on to other streamers, so she gets a job at the Hazbin Hotel as a housekeeper.
Blah blah something something Alastor takes a liking to her they are dating now they're both aroace

DemyHope

Name: Hope Morever
Wandering merchant who sells accessories with magic abilities!
She's an NPC with a mysterious power to enter and leave worlds without consequence. Sells trinkets and things to Sora.
Grew up on an island alongside Demyx, before he became a Nobody. They were childhood best friends, had a mutual crush on each other, but got separated.
Soooo when she meets Demyx again through Sora, they reunite, and fall in love with each other all over again now as adults.

Alternate Universes

heehee idk just a bunch of AUs I have cooked up over time that I like to play with

Jervis

Domestic AU: Jervis accepts rehabilitation after abducting Alice and being apprehended by Batman. As time passes, Jervis reforms, though still has to deal with the consequences of his crime. He is treated as a criminal despite his efforts to reform.
After losing his job with Wayne Labs, Jervis instead opens a book store. He adopts a child, named Robert. Life resumes, though he's convinced he'll never find love, thanks to what he did.
Until he meets me. And I fall head over heels for him.

Wonderland AU: Jervis is the Mad Hatter in the actual world of Wonderland, and lives alone in his little cottage near Tulgey Wood.
He has his tea parties with his friends, the March Hare and the Dormouse, who are happily married. And though Jervis is happy for his friends, he's awfully jealous that they have found love and he hasn't.
He finds out some kind of critter has been stealing from his garden, which has him quite upset... until he finds out, it's not a little critter, but a rabbit lady, ME HEEHEEHEE and to attone for my crime of stealing his stuff, he has me work as his housemaid. Woops now there's a hot rabbit girl in a maid dress in his house all the time. Sexy ecchi shenanigans ensue.

Abduction AU: Jervis and I have a chance encounter, and he falls in love instantly. He proceeds to obsessively stalk me, declaring that I must be his one and only Alice.
He manufactures more chance meetings where we "happen" to come across each other. In time, he can't take it any longer, and abducts me.
He proceeds to keep me trapped in his hideout, where he takes care of me, in hopes that I'll eventually fall in love with him.
I end up actually really really liking being doted on.
Themes of reluctant romance, embarrassing arousal, and overall me being treated like his pretty plaything and enjoying it.

Edward

Domestic AU: Hope and Edward were high school sweethearts. As a student struggling with her grades, particularly in math and science, she signed up to be tutored. And Edward, being the top student, became her tutor. He was enamored with Hope's shyness, very aware that she probably had a crush on him (she sucked at hiding it).
They became an unlikely couple. Edward's friends didn't get it. Edward's father didn't approve. Hope was an outcast artist kid who barely talked to anyone. And Hope's father also didn't approve of Edward.
Hope was self-conscious of her "lower status" compared to him, but Edward didn't care, vowing to make Hope his wife, and run away with her.
And that's just what they did after graduating.

Before You Follow

- I don't identify with the terms "proship", "anti", "neutral", or any related terms, and refuse to label myself with any of them. The definitions of these terms varies from person to person and I'm too old and cool and sexy to worry about shit like this.

- If you romantically/sexually ship adults x minors, or family x family, I will block you.

- I enjoy problematic tropes such as stalking, abduction, violence, toxic relationships, obsession, possessiveness, emotional manipulation, mind control, and more. If you cannot handle things like that, please block me.

- I have borderline personality disorder. I cope with feelings of obsessive love via selfships. I will stand up for mine and other cluster B personality disorders, which includes narcissistic personality disorder.

- I am very open about kink and will be horny on main. I tag all sexual content as #nsft and also mark any of my nsfw art for sexual themes.
- I block tags that use "yumeship" or "yume", so if you tag your stuff with that, I won't see it. I don't like the term because I'm old and have been calling it selfship since the mid 2000s lol

- I'm really liberal with the block button and I encourage other people to be as well. If you don't like someone, or things they do, or things they think, just block em without causing a scene! It's free!

Do Not Interact If

you're a minor. that's it. I don't want minors anywhere near me, I'm an adult, I don't like being around minors, and I won't be responsible for minors seeing things they shouldn't in my adult space.